Post by danarchy on Jun 18, 2013 12:08:07 GMT -5
Okay, I totally plagerized this from this article, you can read here:The Good Side of Anti-Serb Propoganda
But here is why joining STIF will make you a sexy beast, like this guy (fuzzy black hats are the Axe Body Spray of E. Europe):
1. When in a verbal conflict, the other side is generally more likely to be afraid of you if you mention you’re from STIF, and it doesn’t really matter if in real life you actually look like an accountant or a corporate lawyer.
2. Cab driver is less likely to rip you off abroad because he thinks you probably know someone from STIF cab mafia in that town, nevermind where in the world you are taking a cab.
3. People listen carefully what you have to say because they believe you’ve been through the war, killed people for not carefully listening to you and stuff like that.
4. Everyone believes your empty threat “You would not be the first person I killed, you know.”
5. If you are a guy, foreign girls think you probably treat women like objects, and so they start behaving like objects.
6. If you are a girl, guys think you are easy so you should generally have no problem in getting laid.
7. No matter how bad or obnoxious you behave in public, you are still forgiven for not yet starting to randomly kill people on the street.
8. Your dark and politically incorect humor is accepted no matter how bad it really is, because everyone believes you became such an idiot after being a part of a horrific war crime.
9. All of the above works even if you were born after the war ended and hence have never even had the chance to loot and pillage with the other STIF from your tribe.
10. It’s easy to avoid a conversation with a boring, but easily scareable foreigner, like Dave.
11. And does anyone really care what Angelina Jolie thinks anyway?
But here is why joining STIF will make you a sexy beast, like this guy (fuzzy black hats are the Axe Body Spray of E. Europe):
1. When in a verbal conflict, the other side is generally more likely to be afraid of you if you mention you’re from STIF, and it doesn’t really matter if in real life you actually look like an accountant or a corporate lawyer.
2. Cab driver is less likely to rip you off abroad because he thinks you probably know someone from STIF cab mafia in that town, nevermind where in the world you are taking a cab.
3. People listen carefully what you have to say because they believe you’ve been through the war, killed people for not carefully listening to you and stuff like that.
4. Everyone believes your empty threat “You would not be the first person I killed, you know.”
5. If you are a guy, foreign girls think you probably treat women like objects, and so they start behaving like objects.
6. If you are a girl, guys think you are easy so you should generally have no problem in getting laid.
7. No matter how bad or obnoxious you behave in public, you are still forgiven for not yet starting to randomly kill people on the street.
8. Your dark and politically incorect humor is accepted no matter how bad it really is, because everyone believes you became such an idiot after being a part of a horrific war crime.
9. All of the above works even if you were born after the war ended and hence have never even had the chance to loot and pillage with the other STIF from your tribe.
10. It’s easy to avoid a conversation with a boring, but easily scareable foreigner, like Dave.
11. And does anyone really care what Angelina Jolie thinks anyway?
