need green and tan commander for a PSA

[dave OC-6]

ok i need a person for each green and tan force commander for 2 PSAs I'm filming.

its going to be a light filming of about 3-5 min on why people should join your side.

green commander (GEN. L.I Green).
right wing commander of greenlandia, plenty of money, resources, just not too bright. lots of nepotism and has no problem taking bribes.

tan commander (MAJ COL comrade I. M. Tan)
left wing commander of the peoples republic of tanland (PRT).
left wing nut surrounded by other nuts. no problem killing, i mean serving the "people". Cuban cigar and sun glasses.

i will have the place to film, and plenty of props to use.
let me know if you want to do it.
thanks

[caliban]

Is this for an OP?

[dave OC-6]

no this is for a little smack talking on the web site,,,,,
it will say "pick your team" with 2 boxes you can pick from. tan or green.
its a way to be a little funny without offending anyone
like...
hello i am general L.I. Green commander of all the good forces that you will ever see, not like that soft between the ears tan i want to be a general on the other side of the border...

we have tanks, aircraft, and rocket launchers, and for a low low price we can put your add right here (pointing to a picture of a tank), yes right on the side here for a small donation.... (take swig of scotch)
or if you are on a budget we can offer a smaller area for you to do your buisness on (brings soldier over in green uniform with 20+ patches on uniform from shell / ford / HP / dell / etc...) we have all the basses coverd (soldier turns around with sticker on butt)

um anyway we have the best soldiers that money can buy, and trust me we spend lots on them, thank god for oil, and what ever umbrella corp is growing under the city,,,, but they pay well so i don't want to know. don't ask, don't tell that is what i always say, (uncomfortably look)

etc... etc...

any way if you are the best, and want to be on the best side and not in some third world conscript army then you only have one choice soldier.......
GO GREEN.... (holding out money)
thank you
(fade out)

[caliban]

Haha, that sounds awesome! When are you planning it? I'd be interested in trying out.

[Bacon]

I'll throw my hat in the ring on this. Sounds fun